Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Fikiri kwa kutumia kichwa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    Watoto wawili mapacha(Tim&Tom) walienda sehemu kununua Ice Cream.Ice Cream ndogo inauzwa sh.500 na Ice Cream kubwa inauzwa sh.1000.Tim alimpa muuza Ice Cream sh.1000,muuzaji akampa Ice Cream kubwa.Tom naye akampa muuza Ice Cream sh.1000,muuzaji akamwuliza Tom;unataka Ice Cream kubwa au ndogo?.SWALI;Kwa nini Tom aliulizwa anataka aina gani ya Ice Cream wakati Tim alipewa Ice Cream bila kuulizwa chochote?
     
  2. Mtumishi Mkuu

    Mtumishi Mkuu JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 31, 2011
    Messages: 260
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    Wakati muuzaji anampa Tim ice cream kubwa alijua kwa vile wako wawili wata-share hiyo moja ila baada ya kuona na pacha wake tena anahitaji ndio akalazimika kuuliza kama na yeye apewe kubwa au ndogo. Nadhani nimepata maana nimefikiri kwa kutumia kichwa na sio masaburi!!!!
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Kama angehisi wanataka ku-share,Tim ndo angeulizwa swali kama kwa ile buku awape mbili za jero jero ili wagawane?
     
  4. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

    #4
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: May 1, 2011
    Messages: 105
    Likes Received: 23
    Trophy Points: 35
    Itakua wakati Tim anatoa sh 1000, macho yake yalikua kwenye ice cream kubwa halafu wakati Tom anatoa hela alikua undefined, tuseme alikua anashangaa kila mahali.
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Mh!But I Like The Way You Are Thinking!
     
  6. Wizzo

    Wizzo JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Nov 28, 2010
    Messages: 644
    Likes Received: 19
    Trophy Points: 35
    toa jibu basi
     
  7. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Oct 29, 2010
    Messages: 310
    Likes Received: 29
    Trophy Points: 45
    mie nasubiria jibu
     
  8. B

    Bucad Senior Member

    #8
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Aug 15, 2011
    Messages: 120
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Mi nahisi labda tom ni mdogo kwa tim na ndio maana akaulizwa anataka kubwa au ndogo ingawa na yeye katoa 1000
     
  9. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Aug 7, 2006
    Messages: 8,368
    Likes Received: 146
    Trophy Points: 160
    nakupa mji nenda Kilindoni
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Mtazamo wako ni mzuri lakini bado hujatoa jibu sahihi.
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Naweka subira,labda kuna GT watatoa jibu sahihi.
     
  12. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Aug 4, 2011
    Messages: 2,168
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    Mie nachofahamu watoto hawawezi kwenda dukani mkuu.
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    kwani range ya umri wa mtoto ni miaka mingapi hadi mingapi?mtoto wa miaka 13 akipewa hela hawezi kwenda dukani?
     
  14. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

    #14
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Oct 29, 2008
    Messages: 8,572
    Likes Received: 686
    Trophy Points: 280
    Hii naiona kama Pasua Kichwa Mzee............ Ngoja nijaribu, huenda Ice Cream Kubwa ziliisha na ndio maana akamuuliza Tom ili ajua kama atataka hizo ndogo au ataghairi, maana mapacha huwa hawapendi mmoja apewe kitu tofauti na mwenzie............... Sijui nimetumia makamasi badala ua ubongo kufikiri!
     
  15. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Nov 28, 2009
    Messages: 23,780
    Likes Received: 2,175
    Trophy Points: 280
    mi nadhani, hawakwenda dukani pamoja....kila mmoja alienda kwa wakati wake......sasa muuza duka alipomuona Tom akadhani Tim amerudi tena......ndio maana akamuuliza safari hii ampe ndogo au kubwa......labda uniambie hawa kina Tim Tom hawajafanana
     
  16. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Wana JF wote nawaheshimu,wanatumia brain kufikiri,ila jibu bado.
     
  17. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

    #17
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Oct 29, 2008
    Messages: 8,572
    Likes Received: 686
    Trophy Points: 280
    Toa jibu basi, bana...... tumechoka kusubiri, wengine tunawahi vikao vya kahawa mtaani..............
     
  18. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Akhsante,ila Tim na Tom walienda kununua ice cream kwa pamoja!
     
  19. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

    #19
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Nov 28, 2009
    Messages: 23,780
    Likes Received: 2,175
    Trophy Points: 280
    basi Tim alisema...nipe Ice cream kubwa.......
     
  20. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #20
    Sep 6, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    <br />
    <br />
    Hamna aliyejieleza kati ya Tim na Tom.
     
Loading...