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Fika bila kukosa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr D47, May 7, 2011.

  1. M

    Mr D47 Member

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    Familiya ya Sir ALEXFARGASON
    iliyopo UK inayofurahakubwa ya
    kukualika bw/bi mr/mrs
    mh,Dr.................
    katika harusi yamtoto
    wao mpendwa
    aitwaeMANCHESTER UNTD
    atakapo fungandoa na bint
    CHELSEA mtoto watajiri maarufu
    ABROMOVICH katikaukumbi wa
    OLD TRAFORD siku ya Jumapil
    saa 12:00 jion
    fika bila kukosa!
     
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    Rangi 2 Senior Member

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    "... fika bila kukosa."

    Ukifika kuwezi kukosa!! Kuna kasoro kubwa tu ya kimantiki katika kusema hivyo....

    Bora kusema: usikose.
     
  3. Mkuu wa chuo

    Mkuu wa chuo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaa, safi sana, chelsea lazima aolewe kesho, pale old traford. Nafikiri nitafika bila kukosa.
     
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    ntafika na kukosa, but you gotta regret this post man
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

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    Mkuu tafika bila kukosa
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    uwepo na binti atajulikana kesho baada ya wiki ilopita arsenal kuweka pingamizi ndoa isifungwe.
     
  7. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    ni hapo bibi harusi mtarajiwa atakapogeuka bwana harusi.tunawangoja man u kwa hamu!
     
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    Hakukuwa na maana ya kutoa kadi kama binti hatambuliki ni nani
     
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    We waache tu na ushabiki wao wa kuanza kutoa matokeo mapema watakimbiana
     
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    Chelsea ni shemale so watch ur behind
     
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    shemale
     
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    nna hamu man wapigwe leo afu wapigwe na barcelona patapendeza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mr D47 Member

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    Tunashukuru haruc imeisha vzur
     
  14. Mwanakili90

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    miamia
     
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    Kiswahili sanifu kimekukaa, hongera sana maaa watu wengi hufanya hayo makosa
     
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    Mkuu ndio natoka kwenye ndoa, harusi imekwisha salama tumechukuwa mke wetu, si unajua tena njengere za kumenya CHACHARITO..vile nakupa pole ya sister najua ushindi wa leo umekufariji
     
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    Hiyo sentensi ipo sawa kimantiki... Ikiwa na maana kuwa Muhudhuriaji afiki kwa muda mwafaka...! Yaani ufike bila kuchelewa, kwani unaweza kufika kwenye sherehe muda ambao sherehe imeshaisha... Utakuwa umefika lakini umeikosa harusi.

    We unaonaje?
     
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    haya naona hamu yako imeisha bibi harusi alipendeza sana muziki wa bendi ya Chicharito na Vidic ulikuwa mzuri, sasa wameenda fugate hadi 28 mwali ndio anatolewa rasi pale Wimbley
     
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