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Fidel81s Secretary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Fidel81s Secretary

    Masanilo: Your Secretary is very Sexy.

    Fidel81: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweetie.

    If you squeeze it's right breast it takes notes and
    If you squeeze the left it types.
    I'll lend it to you for a day and you can see for yourself.

    Next day Masanilo called from hospital/Tumbi and shouted :

    Fidel81! you BASTARD, you didn't tell me SweetieÂ’s pussy is a pencil sharpener.
     
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    Hahahaha! mkuu umeleta vita ya wapwa. Lol!!!!!
     
  3. Akami

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    Mkuu Nguli uko juu,hii kali
     
  4. BabaBabuu

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    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    mijitu kwa kupenda kunawa, haijambo. ona sasa masanilo umepoteza kucha ya dole la kati
     
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    ahahahahha. Fidel ndio kiboko yenu, mmm masanilo naye hachelewi...mbona hakubonyeza pua!!!!!
     
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    Avatar yako duh!!!
     
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    Hii story si kweli. Kama ingelikuwa Tigo ndiyo ilikuwa ni pencil sharpener basi ningeliamini. Mkuu Nguli, lete nyingine maana hii imefulia... Haiko kabisa kwenye anga za Masanilo.
     
  8. NGULI

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    Ha ha ha ngoja tuwasikie wenyewe watakavyorudi kesho,
     
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    Signature yako duh!
     
  10. Mlango wa gunia

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    Hahahaha imetulia,ulafi umemponza.
     
  11. Masanilo

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    Nguli

    Leo nilikuwa na mahasira ile mbaya kazi haziendi, nashukuru walau nimecheka ungekuwa hapa ungeiona dental formula yangu yote....
     
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    Hata nyie na Fidel mananichekeshaga sana na Yo Yo pia sema siku hizi kidogo ametulia, huu mwisho wa mwezi ma report kibao ungekuwa unafanya kazi ka yangu si ungekuwa kichaa kbs?
     
  13. Jile79

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    hii ni soooo.....mkuu umeacha hoi,ila huyofidel cjui kama mtaelewana kweli........
     
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