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Farasi angekuwa profesa....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ISSA SHARAFI, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. ISSA SHARAFI

    ISSA SHARAFI JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli watoto wa sasa hawana adabu kwa wazee wao. Ilitokea baba na mtoto kufarakana katika mazungumzo ambayo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
    Baba: Mbona unafeli kila mtihani mwanangu?
    Mtoto:Sababu sina akili
    Baba:Sasa ngoja nikupige fimbo ili uwe an akili
    Mtoto:Ingekuwa fimbo ndio humfanya mtu kuwa na akili basi Farasi angekuwa PROFESA.
     
  2. tutaweza

    tutaweza JF-Expert Member

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    Basi dogo ana akili sana sema system ya education ndio haimtambui.
     
  3. b

    beyond heaven Member

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    True story
     
  4. Daudi Mchambuzi

    Daudi Mchambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Basi punda angekua genius

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  5. Bratherkaka

    Bratherkaka Member

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    teh teh teh!
     
  6. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vizuri
     
  7. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo ana akili we sema kachanganya na bangi!
     
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    Dr.Toy Member

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    Dogo ana akili sana, sema xul nadharia sana.
     
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    gillboss Member

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    dogo,baba wote pumba tupu.
     
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    danali JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
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    ...kaithikia kijiweni hiyo...
     
  12. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    dogo ana akili sema akiacha kula ndum atakua fresh
     
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    danizzo JF-Expert Member

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    Mwambie uyo dingi ayo ndo matokeo ya ganja zake pindi yukijana w
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Aaaaaahhhhh aaaahhhhh tehe tehe....
     
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    mwagisa Member

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    hana akil ya darasan bt ya kufikr ni noma
     
  16. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe mwenyewe uliyeleta huu uzi umekosea maana hakuna uhusiano baina ya Farasi na fimbo, labda ungesema Punda.
     
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    we hujaona ng'ombe, mpaka nyama inapoteza ladha.
     
  18. mojoki

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    huyu dogo kweli kilaza inaamana farasi nae ni mtu??????......
     
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