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family problems.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by guccio, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    Family Problems
    Two men, one American and an
    Indian were sitting in a bar
    drinking shot after shot.
    The Indian man said to the
    American, "You know my parents
    are forcing me to get married to
    this so called homely girl from a
    village whom I haven't even met
    once." We call this arranged
    marriage.
    I don't want to marry a woman
    whom I don't love... I told them
    that openly and now have a hell
    lot of family problems."
    The American said, Talking about
    love marriages... I'll tell you my
    story.
    I married a widow whom I
    deeply loved and dated for 3
    years. "After a couple of years,
    my father fell in love with my
    step-daughter and so my father
    became my son-in-law and I
    became my father's father-in-
    law.
    Legally now my daughter is my
    mother and my wife my
    grandmother.
    More problems occurred when I
    had a son. My son is my father's
    brother and so he is my uncle.
    Situations turned worse when
    my father had a son. Now my
    father's son i.e. my brother is my
    grandson.
    Ultimately, I have become my
    own grand father and I am my
    own grandson..
    And you say you have family
    problems..
    Give me a break !! i ll be back in a
    couple of minutes :p
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe teheeh...!!!
     
  3. O

    Oncemore Member

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    Duh this is fanta****astic hakyanani......bloody problem huh????
     
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    Pesm New Member

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    Ya mwaka!!!!
     
  5. Vodka

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    Duh hii kali
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Kipende kiswahili basiii!!!!!
     
  7. Sir H

    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    duh! Family problems
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Anakipenda sema si unajua mambo ya copy and pest
     
  9. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    That is jock but i don't think can real happen
     
  10. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    yo ryt nakipenda xema copy na ku pest just 4 fun...
     
  11. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Nimeipenda hii
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaa Lol
     
  13. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nimeiona mara nyingi halafu sijawahi kuielewa
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    It is her original work; I know her she is not interested in copying articles. Thank you very much for this interesting joke of the day.
     
  15. Ngwada

    Ngwada Member

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    Saruti mmmmkuu!
     
  16. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    that's very serious family problem
     
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