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Family Problems

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tanzanites, Feb 8, 2011.

  1. Tanzanites

    Tanzanites Member

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    Two men, one Tanzanian and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking a few beers

    The Indian man said to the Tanzanian, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village back in India whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

    The Tanzanian said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

    Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

    Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...

    The Indian faintedÂ….
     
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    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    duh! mtanzania noma....
     
  3. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Khaa!
    Ila nyie binadamu wote ni ndugu inabidi tusioane.
     
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    mkavucodawa Member

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    :msela::msela:
     
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    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    ebana hii ni noma duh, wewe mkali sanaaaaaaa.... hahahaha....:A S 20::A S 20:
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaaah!!
     
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    Hilo nalo neno................ TUKAOE PAKA.......??? AU NAO NI NDUGU ZETU..........???
     
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