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Family matters...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by stevoh, Jun 2, 2012.

  1. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    American guy were seated on a
    plane.The black Kenyan man
    had a
    bunch of bananas,while the
    American
    guy had a monkey.The black Kenyan
    guy wanted to use the toilet,he
    said to
    the white American guy,"please
    watch
    over my bananas while i'm gone.He
    went,came back and found that
    the
    bananas were all gone.The
    White
    American guy pointed at the monkey
    and said:Your brother here,ate
    all of
    them.The black Kenyan man
    said
    nothing. Minutes later,the white
    American guy
    said;Please hold my monkey
    while i go
    to pee.
    He went,came back and found the
    monkey,dead.
    He asked the Black Kenyan
    manwhat
    happened and he replied:THIS
    IS A FAMILY MATTER,PLEASE STAY
    OUT OF
    IT!!!
     
  2. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa
     
  3. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    I love it!
     
  4. Good Guy

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    Ohh i hate racists :mad:
     
  5. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bhana
     
  6. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    I dont care about t, you insult me, I punch you hard.
    No feelings!
     
  7. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa acha kabsa,hawa rangi nyeupe wanadharau sana,esp wenye asili ya Russia o german! Kuna mkutano nilienda ikatokea situation flan ya kibaguz ikapita kimya kimya,wanachombeza na vimaneno afu wanakula kimya inaonekana kama ww ndo una fujo. Kama una roho nyepes lazma urushe konde. I h8 racists(again)
     
  8. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Ubinadamu wetu ndo unatuponza, waafrika ni wakarimu sana ndo maana jamaa wanadhani tunawashobokea. Tungekuwa watu wa kumind ishu zetu wala kusingekuwa na tatizo.
     
  9. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    haya bhana! Mnanifurahisha but the truth lies over
     
  10. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    r u sayin we should act violent every time dat happens? Lol umenkumbusha quote 1 ya homer ،always solve your ploblems with violence ،
     
  11. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani kuandika kikwetu unapungua nn.
     
  12. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani amekusikia kijana.
     
  13. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu.
     
  14. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Kujipendekeza hakuishi na hapo hapo tunataka wasitubaguwe huku tukitamia ndimizao!!

     
  15. CUTE

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    hahaah kweli hii family matter
     
  16. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu mazingira tuliyokulia ndo yanachangia,kuhusu Germans sijui ila russians nimekaa nao sana tunakutana mitaa tofauti,the way unavyojiamini hutafeel ubaguzi,russians wako poa sana
     
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