Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Why is $ex like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. Q: What is the Major difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!