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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by gmwansasu, Nov 17, 2009.

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    Q: Why are condoms transparent?
    A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

    Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
    Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

    New AIDS awareness slogan:
    Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

    Why is $ex like shaving?
    Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

    Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
    A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

    Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
    A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

    Q: What is the Major difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
    A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

    Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
    A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

    My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
    Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!