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Facts of Life

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zaratustra, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    A father was explaining the facts of life to his son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of love-making: F: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the act, even if you are doing the same thing. S: What do you mean, Dad? F: Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?" S: What do other women say? F: Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." S: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over." F: That's male nurses. Moving on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally." S: And what does mother say? F: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige."
     
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