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Factory Taster

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pmwasyoke, Mar 3, 2011.

  1. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

    A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

    The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
    They tested him.

    They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
    "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,matured in steel containers."
    "That's correct", said the boss.

    Another glass.
    "It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
    "Correct."

    The director was astonished.
    He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

    She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

    "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
    And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    This man was rather a soothsayer, or a witch-craft, than a taster!..The last testing he did shows so!
     
  3. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    That last testing qualifies him for employment in a hospital laboratory.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    so he's multitalented!
     
  5. KIGENE

    KIGENE JF-Expert Member

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    Its a nice one only that it is a replica of what was here a few days ago anyway i dont know wether the author is the same
     
  6. corlpole

    corlpole Member

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    So tuache kusubiri DNA test, mwana sh anaweza kusema baba ni yupi!
    Labda hivi anaweza kusema mtoto ni jinsia gani?
    You bright my evening.
     
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