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Fact of Life

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Ndallo, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    (1) They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.

    (2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

    (3) Q: Why do women live longer than men?
    A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


    (4) Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
    After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.


    (5) Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

    (6) Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


    (7) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


    (8) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Duh..!
    Mkuu Ndallo, hiyo ndiyo hali halisi au ni just the jokes?
     
  3. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Daah! I still wanna get married! Inspite of ndallo's discouraging note! Lol
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu Ndallo hana nia nzuri baby wangu...
    Sisi maua yetu hayatakufa kamwe na yataendelea kumea na kuwa mekundu zaidi
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    every opportunity is a learning opportunity.
     
  6. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa mnabadilika nyie.. Mnaanza kuzusha business trips..
     
  7. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh hayo ni maneno ya kuambiwa mumy....ingekuwa hivyo ndoa nyingi zingeshavunjika zamaniiiiii ila si unaona wanavyoenjoy hadi sana!!!!?
     
  8. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo No 3 , why Women live longer than a Man !
    Hii ni zawadi "Specific award" kutoka kwa Mungu kwenda kwao wanawake. Hakuna cha wizard wala Mayai ya Bundi ,wala nini due
    God Rules .
    Kwamba watakua na maisha marefu.
     
  9. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Ila siku hizi tumeanza kukaribia kuishi sawa tu tena baada ya muda tutawapiga bao sana nakuishi saaaaaaana
     
  10. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Hakuna kitu kizuri kama ndoa... In marriage kama umepata mtu ambae ni worth it, You gain a partner... A friend... A hubby... Your love... someone to share speacial Moments and if God wills a bond of creating beautiful and wonderful beings... Ndoa haitakiwi usimuliwe, Inabidi u dare na U discover kuna nini... Na believe me you; yooote yapo, Ukitaka Machungu yapo, Ukitaka matamu yapo, Ukitaka Furaha ipo Ukitaka karaha ipo.... Inategemea na wewe ni nini wa provide kupata unacho kitafuta....
     
  11. Ambitious

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    Madam you sound like you've seen it all.Haven't you?
     
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