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Expiry Date!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lole Gwakisa, Feb 15, 2009.

  1. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

    Feb 15, 2009
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    A couple had had been having a rough relationship lately
    So their conversation went thus:

    WIFE: Honey what are you looking at?

    HUSBAND: Nothing!

    WIFE: Nothing! and you have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

    HUSBAND:I was looking for the expiry date of this damn marriage contract!
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kweli kweli!! Alipokuwa anasaini kwanini hakuhakikisha iko in order!
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    angekuwa karibu nami huyo!