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Everybody lies............but WOMEN LIE MORE

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ng'azagala, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Ng'azagala

    Ng'azagala JF-Expert Member

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    Everybody lies............but WOMEN LIE MORE

    One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

    Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"

    Kelvin answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kelvin on his face.

    His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.

    Why are you late?"

    "Dad, I went to a movie"

    "Which movie?"

    "The Ten Commandments"

    Immediately, Kelvin got a slap on the face from the robot. "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

    "Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

    Hearing the last sentence, Kelvin's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is your son!!!"

    To which the robot steps up and gives Kelvin's mother a resounding slap too on her face!
     
  2. bht

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    mama ndo anajua mtoto wa nani huyo....hilo lirobot bora lisiletwe huku, maana DNA test tu imevunja ndoa kibao!!!
     
  3. Mopao Josee

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    Yakhee lafaa sana huku heshima mtindo mmoja.salut sir
     
  4. GP

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    eee baelezee baelewe pdg mopao!!
     
  5. Calnde

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    kwisha kazi hapo . . . .
     
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    Sio mchezo
     
  7. M

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    Hilo roboti lipelekwe kwenye mashahidi wa kesi kubwa kubwa kama za EPA,Richmondi, ili wananchi tujue ukweli....nadhani mashahidi wengi wataishia jela kwa kudanganya chini ya kiapo...au mnasemaje?
     
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    uko sawa kabisa!
     
  9. Absolute

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    Duh hapo balaa tena
     
  10. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmhhh hilo robot huku halifai
     
  11. Mwana va Mutwa

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    lakini inawezekana lilikosewa kuseti likaenda kinyume kwahiyo ukisema ukweli unakuwa uongo
     
  12. Visible

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    Hii robot ingefaa sana ipelekwe pale ikulu na bungeni na pia itumike kwenye chaguzi mbali mbali.
     
  13. Absolute

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    It should be possible... Newton's third law of Motion: At every action there's an equal and opposite reaction
     
  14. Ng'azagala

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    kwani ni yupi aliyesema ukweli akadundwa na robot? tehetehe
     
  15. Mwana va Mutwa

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    probably mama inawezekana alisema ukweli,LABDA
     
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    Kwani we una uhusiano na EPA nini???
     
  17. Katavi

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    EPA ndio nani? Sina undugu naye.
     
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