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Eti kisaa sijalewa

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mlachake, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    jana nilikua Zero pub nacheki game ya Chelsea.
    Baada ya game niaamua kupata Moja Mbili.
    Mida ya saa nane. nikaanza safari ya kurudi home.
    kufika nyumbani kumezuka ugomvi mkubwa sana. Eti nitakaaje Bar mpake saa nane za usiku halafu nirudi nyumbani sijalewa
    ''lazima umetoka kwa wanawake zako, usinione mtoto wa kunidanganya''
    Kumbe ningejifanya nimelewa Chakari ningelala kwa amani.
     
  2. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, ana lake jambo huyu!
     
  3. Ndechumia

    Ndechumia JF-Expert Member

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    pole sana mkuu, mi naona siku ingine piga pombe mpaka ujinga ukutoke.
     
  4. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Saa nane za usiku?? ¿¿¿¿
     
  5. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Aya we aya we
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Walifunga ngapi ngapi?
     
  7. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha, wewe ni zaidi ya mke wake!
     
  8. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    waongo hawa wanasingizia mpira,, umeshindaje lakini kipenzi?
     
  9. WaliNazi

    WaliNazi JF-Expert Member

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    ..ukamjibuje..?
     
  10. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Nipo nipo tu, siku hizi I feel a bit low, sijui kwa nini
    wewe je? mzima? dagaa zangu bado zipo?
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    yeah dagaa zipo diaa na leo mchana nimekula ugali dagaa,jamani unakuja lini sasa?
     
  12. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, udenda unanitoka mwenzio! ngoja nifanye mpango nije weekend!
    Ngoja kwanza nikupe hii story umenikumbusha:

    Kuna wanafunzi wa4 waliji-enjoy kama wazim the entire weekend
    Fika monday wote walikua na hangover, wakaamua kutoenda shule
    Kumbe mwalimu alipanga mtihani na ukafanyika, wakapewa ziro

    wakapanga kumdanganya mwalim kua walipata pancha highway
    na walipo maliza kurekebisha masaa yalikua yamesha pita
    mwalimu akakubali kurudia mtihani wa wanne hao,
    akawaweka separate rooms, kila mtu na paper yake, swali moja tu:

    Ni tairi ipi ilio pata pancha highway?
     
  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaa kweli hapo lazma ile kwako...
    Dawa yake ungembebea hata nyama choma asingemind hata kidogo....
     
  14. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Shikamoo Kaby!
     
  15. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Marahaba mtoto mzuri, hujambo?
     
  16. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    inaelekea daily huwa anarudi tungi sasa karudi network ipo ful ishakuwa soo..
     
  17. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha hawakuwa na simu hata wagoogleliana pyaaaa you have made my evening enhe ikawaje?
     
  18. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    marahaba dogo tundu!
     
  19. Kabakabana

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    wifi upo jamani?
     
  20. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! Hapa lazima wote wapate zero lol. Wanajifanya wana akili kumzidi mwalimu... Tehe tehe!

    Mwali malizia hiki kisa manake kimenivutia!
     
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