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Equations

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

    Therefore:
    Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

    In other words,
    A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

    ** Equation 2 **

    Man = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Man = Donkey + earn money

    Therefore:
    Man - earn money = Donkey

    In other words
    Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

    ** Equation 3 **

    Woman= eat + sleep + spend
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Woman = Donkey + spend
    Woman - spend = Donkey

    In other words,
    Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

    To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

    Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

    So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
    And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

    So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

    Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

    PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....
     
  2. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Good
     
  3. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    heheheeee, safi sana hii mkuu!.
     
  4. P

    Paullih Member

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    good work, but other factors need to be kept constant! l
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    Donkey is not = eat and sleep,what i know bout donkey is work and only work,so try to change ur equation so that i can understand!!Umeshawahi kukutana wapi na punda anae kula na kulala tuu,huu ni uongo hai!!
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    U r TOLD other factors (like working) remain constant for any donkey, sasa ni wapi usikoelewa...uLISOMA Historia ya Industrial Revolution nini?
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    Thinking on figures!!!
     
  8. IronBroom

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    Ok.Ignored!Lol
     
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