# Equations

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Nov 16, 2009.

1. ### eRRyJF-Expert Member

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

** Equation 2 **

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

** Equation 3 **

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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2. ### KimbwekaJF-Expert Member

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Good

3. ### GPJF-Expert Member

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heheheeee, safi sana hii mkuu!.

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### PaullihMember

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good work, but other factors need to be kept constant! l

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### mchajikobeJF-Expert Member

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Donkey is not = eat and sleep,what i know bout donkey is work and only work,so try to change ur equation so that i can understand!!Umeshawahi kukutana wapi na punda anae kula na kulala tuu,huu ni uongo hai!!

6. ### PakaJimmyJF-Expert Member

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U r TOLD other factors (like working) remain constant for any donkey, sasa ni wapi usikoelewa...uLISOMA Historia ya Industrial Revolution nini?
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7. ### JuniusJF-Expert Member

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