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Enzi za utoto wao.{magamba hawaaminiani}!.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja watoto watatu,MWIGULU,NAPE na LUSINDE waliamua kwenda picnic sehemu fulani.Basi wakabeba mazagazaga kibao,misosi na vinywaji vya kutosha.Wakasafiri kwa mguu kwenda eneo la picnic yao umbali wa kama kilometa 10.Walipofika eneo husika wakagundua vinywaji walivyobeba haviwezi kufunguliwa bila opener na kwa bahati mbaya wote walisahau kubeba opener.MWIGULU na NAPE wakamshauri LUSINDE arudi nyumbani kuchukua opener.LUSINDE akakataa akihofu kwamba akiwapa mgongo tu,watapiga misosi yote peke yao. Baada ya kumshawishi sana,LUSINDE akakubali kurudi nyumbani kufuata opener kwa kiapo kwamba hawatakula hata biskuti moja mpaka atakaporejea na opener.MWIGULU na NAPE wakasubiri masaa matatu,LUSINDE hajarudi,masaa 6,masaa 9....,wakaona huu ujinga,tutakufa njaa bure,wakadaka misosi,ile wanajiandaa kuanza kula...mara LUSINDE akakurupuka kutoka kichaka cha jirani huku akisema,'nilijua tu hamtanisubiri na ndo maana sijaenda nyumbani nikajificha hapa kichakani ili niwapime imani zenu,sasa hapa hatumwi mtu na nyumbani siendi ng'o!'.
     
  2. ZENITH

    ZENITH JF-Expert Member

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    Kye kye kyeeeh!huyo ndo lusinde mzee wa manati.
     
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    Remote JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaa lucnde kumbe kchwa
     
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    Cha-phile Member

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    You are so creative, its a story but it is like reality on the other side
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hao ndo magamba,hawaaminiki toka tumboni mwa mama zao!
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Utafungwa shauriroh
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa, huyo Jamaa kweli ni noma.
     
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    hippocratessocrates JF-Expert Member

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    Jaguar, have to say i was wondering where are you getting at....but yeah now i see it, nimeipenda hiyo finishing mkuu..haha.

    Angalia wasikusikie though..haha.
     
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    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha kwa hiyo lusinde ndo kichwa cha kundi hilo la akili ndogo
     
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    Wote machizi tu,muda wote huo
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kiapo mkuu!
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna wa kunikamata,coz mi naishi Golgota ya Mabwepande.
     
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    fukunyungu JF-Expert Member

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    full uhalisia hapo.
     
  14. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    yaani masaa hayo yote anakaa kichakani Lusinde naye hahisi njaa
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Upeo wake wa kufikiri umeishia hapo!
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    KITU LUSINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, angewaweka wenzake siku nzima anajificha...huyu jamaa kweli hamnazo
     
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    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    LUSINDE kichwa alishawaotea na huko kichaka alishaahidi hatatumia manati yenye alama ya V
     
  18. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Buhahahaaah!
     
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    joely JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kweli hata JK alisema magamba hawaaminiani
     
  20. Kertel

    Kertel JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.,tehe tehe tehe teheeeee...kwi kwi kwi kwi kwiiiiiiii
     
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