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Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Elimu (Education Forum)' started by MziziMkavu, Nov 16, 2010.

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    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study
    for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought
    of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
    grease and dirt.


    They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last
    night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the
    car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.


    The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'.
    They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before
    the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were
    required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
    prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with a
    total of 100 marks:

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    MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

    INSTRUCTIONS:

    All questions are compulsory.

    Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result
    in all the candidates getting a zero mark.


    Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

    Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----
    (30 Marks)


    Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

    Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)

    Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
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    END OF PAPER...

     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    i think both failed the exam simply because ukiwa mwongo usiwe msahaulifu...tehe tehe teh
     
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    Njimba Nsalilwe JF-Expert Member

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    This is wonderful exam. Their tutor ought to be genius. I'm sure none of them passed the exam.
     
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    Kosmio Senior Member

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    MziziMkavu hii imekaa vizuri. Watu waongo wawe wanatumia maarifa ya ziada saa nyingine.
     
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