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English is really crazy.....

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by matumbo, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    ENGLISH IS REALLY CRAZY
    There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in humberger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies,while Sweetbreads which aren't sweet are meat.Boxing rings are square.Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.If teachers taught,why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?
     
  2. Nyani Ngabu

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    Trying to find rhyme or reason in the English language is like trying to find a needle in a haystack!
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    how am i supposed to beLIEve u, when the word LIE is right at the middle of it!
     
  4. Nyani Ngabu

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    American English is even more crazier than British English.
     
  5. matumbo

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    ah ah ah ah ah!!
     
  6. matumbo

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    There is no where to rest in restroom
     
  7. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    There is no where to rest in a restroom
     
  8. leloch

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    put 'yes' o 'no':
    ( ) i dnt have brain
     
  9. Mwita25

    Mwita25 JF-Expert Member

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    Masaburiazitonapekikwemagambanianism!
     
  10. Jestina

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    hahaa umenikumbusha member aliyekuwa anaitwa half crazy na stori zake,.,...
     
  11. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    english me not good bwana.
     
  12. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    konyagi kavukavu sio nzuri sana...

    Ushauri:stopisha kwanza uendeleze na maji
     
  13. Roulette

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    Canaries islands were named after... Dogs!
     
  14. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    Rutashobya is a dead because nyati is kunyatia,but bunduki no kutoa risasi no finishingi
     
  15. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    where is Ng'alang'ala???

    Ng'alang'ala going to the river,mamba kenda keza kamgambila vipande six chini magorogoso finishingi
     
  16. matumbo

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    writers write but fingers don't fing...
     
  17. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    hahahhahahaha! matumbo unaua...dah!
     
  18. matumbo

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    the bandage was wound around the wound..
     
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