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English is not sport!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Chiingereza china wenyewe!
    1.English teacher at a secondary:"The
    girl goes to school goes'nt she?"
    2.Headteacher in a school:"Both of you
    three come here"
    3.An irritated teacher to a
    student:"Tommorow i want you to
    come with your father,mother and
    both you parents"
    4.On seeing TWINS enter his office,the
    deputy principal said:"You look
    together are you TWICE?"
    5.Headteacher heard a teacher
    scolding two boys who had been
    arguing and said:"Mr.Karisa dont speak
    them twice together man,speak once
    upon a time"
    6.An English teacher inquiring as to
    who took his pen
    TEACHER:"Who took my pen
    yesterday?"
    OMAR:"No teacher i tookn't,shaarifa
    took"
    Sharifa to Omar:"Took me,took you?"
    OMAR:"Took you?"
    7.Teacher to students in class: "its bad
    manners if you go into a house in-
    direct without knocking before"
    8.Beach boy to a European lady:"You
    are hippopotamus of them....you are
    ripe?"
     
  2. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaaaa Mtanzanika umetysher moran..!
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja mkuu!
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    i like it.
     
  5. Zagazaga

    Zagazaga JF-Expert Member

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    teeeee h mbavu sina. tukuntu yu?
     
  6. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwel no 6 kboko. "Took me took u? Me tukunt" ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.....
     
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    Jamsuldash Member

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    Ukiongea na mtu kama 4,5,6 kaa mbali kwan unaweza ukaishia kupgwa kwa kucheka. . .
     
  8. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    i really liked it! my day is made!
     
  9. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mie hapo tu.....dah you made it..........................
     
  10. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    me too!
     
  11. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa you are a tallwater!
     
  12. Amosen

    Amosen Member

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    Ama kweli "english is not spot"
     
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