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Engineer's terminologies

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    When engineers say that:
    -Different approaches are being tried.
    (means We are still guessing at this point.)
    -A fresh new approach to the problem is being taken
    (We just hired bunch of new kids out of the university)
    -Major breakthrough
    (It works OK but it looks very high tech)
    -Test results were inconclusive
    (The darn thing blew up when we switched it on)
    -Test results were promising
    (Unbelievable,the thing worked)
    -It is in process
    (It is so much wrapped in tape that the situation is completely hopeless)
    -We will look into it
    (Forget it we have enough problems already)
    -What do you think
    (I'll listen you as long as it doesnt interfere with what i've done or what i'm about to do)
    -Come tommorow
    (Tommorow i'm not present)
    CHEERS
     
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    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    That is pretty much what is going on even in business circles.
     
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    Xactly!
     
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    There your!
    Good Guy, ar u energy engineer?
     
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    What made you assume the hypothesis and coming to that conclusion my friend?
     
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    Boss naona hii itanifaa kuwa-promise suppliers wangu their payments

    "nije lini kuchukua cheque boss"

    Dont wory... "We will look into it"
     
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    E=mc2
     
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    ooooh that,it doesnt mean a thing its just that i love physical equations,how phenomenas so complex would be explained by simple eqns,i'm more of a scientist than an engineer.
     
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    Hah! Hah!
    Physics It tells you the "why" things do "what" they do and Albert Einstein is a guru of physics
     
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    You bet he is!
     
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