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Engineers are incredible !

Discussion in 'Tech, Gadgets & Science Forum' started by Ruhazwe JR, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. Ruhazwe JR

    Ruhazwe JR JF-Expert Member

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    Prove that 2+2=0.

    Art student – this question is out of syllabus.

    Commerce student – problem is not well defined.

    Doctor – research in progress but no result found.

    Engineering student -So simple…
    2+2=0
    two+two=0
    tw(0+0)=0
    Now (0+0)=0/tw
    than 0+0=0
    0=0

    ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE !
     
  2. rickymj

    rickymj Senior Member

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    U messed bro!
    B4 factorizng tw it was two bt u put some(0+0) whch was to b (o+o)????
    FORGERY
     
  3. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Safi mule mule!!
     
  4. NingaR

    NingaR JF-Expert Member

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    Si kweli kwanza hiyo ni o na sio 0 upo hapo?? pili hatakama ukidanganya mwishoni umemalizia na 0+0=0 na sio 2+2=0 Kuwa makii na hao ma engineer uchwala.
     
  5. Ruhazwe JR

    Ruhazwe JR JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,....teh,teh,teh.......mkubwa huwa tunabisha kwa kukokotoa si kwa mamneno,we vipi calculation ndio dili hapa
     
  6. Ruhazwe JR

    Ruhazwe JR JF-Expert Member

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    please oppose me by using calculation only not blabla,this is not political ok!
     
  7. July Fourth

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    ok mkuu..
    Let o=b
    tw(b b)=twb twb
    mwenye kuendeleze na aendeleze tuone kama utapata 0.
     
  8. Good Guy

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  9. TZ boy

    TZ boy JF-Expert Member

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    yiyo NOW sijakuelewa imetokewa wapi teacher Lol
     
  10. rickymj

    rickymj Senior Member

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    ww unabshana na maths ya form1 cjui na double integral utasema nini,,,
    k here we go
    soln:
    2+2=0
    two+two=0
    factorize common terms
    tw(o+o)=0
    divide thru out by tw
    (o+o)=0/tw
    then
    o+o=0
    L.H.S isn't equal to R.H.S
     
  11. Mshawa

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    Dah! patamu apa, please may u prove for this

    0+0= 1
     
  12. Mshawa

    Mshawa JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! patamu apa, please may u prove for this

    0+0= 1 ?
     
  13. NingaR

    NingaR JF-Expert Member

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    Umeonaeee huyu sijui alisomea hesabu nchi gani?? au ndo mgomo wa waalimu umemuathiri
     
  14. NingaR

    NingaR JF-Expert Member

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    Kijana acha uongo o+o sio sawa na 0(zero) bali o+o=2o. Pia kimahesabu huwezi solve equastion with two side eti uplove hapo umedanganya, ila kama unge consider upande mmoja let's say LHS au RHS then uka conclude kua LHS=RHS hapo ungekua sahihi ila eti tw(o+o)/tw=0/tw Hiyo haipo mkuu labda kama ulikua unamake something the subject au ulikua una simplify ila kuprove mzee umechemka,

    Twende hivi sasa ujionee
    two+two=0
    tw(o+o)=0
    tw(o+o)/tw=0/tw
    sasa hapa ndo unachemka kwanini ugawe kwa tw both sides wakati unataka kuprove LHS=RHS??? hata kama uki gawa itabakia hivi
    o+o=0
    2o=0
    2o/2=0/2
    o=0
    sasa toka lini herufi "o" ikawa sawa na Namba 2????
     
  15. Jidu

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    hehehe o=0 hii haipo sawa o hawezi kuwa sawa na sifuri 0
     
  16. rickymj

    rickymj Senior Member

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    dah inawezekana jamaa ticha!
    Nway jamaa ka2kosea sana,,,atutake radhi!
    Maeng. Au mnasomeafani yoyote ya eng. Huyu jamaa kawa2c!
     
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    Kumbe ndo maana mgonjwa wa mguu kafanyiwa operation ya kichwa na kesa ikaishia hapo hapo hahaha...kigum chama cha mapinduzi
     
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    Duh mada ishapinduliwa miguu ju kichwa chini hadi raha :x
     
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    :-D he proved all other students are incredible but the engineering student is an idiot, he couldnt differentiate between o and 0 duh!! Now i see why we have worse infrastructures in our country
     
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