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Engineer&programer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Nov 13, 2010.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Engineer and a programmer were in a plane.The programmer asks the engineer
    "Hey do yo wanna play a game"
    The engineer says "No" and tries to sleep.The programmer persistantly tell him
    "okay listen i ask u a question if you fail 2 answer it you give me 5$ then you ask me if i fail i also give u 5$."
    The engineer says
    "No i want to sleep."
    The programmer continues
    "okay then when you fail 2 answer you give me 5$ but if i fail i give you 100$."
    That caught the interest of an engineer and he agrees.The programmer asks him first
    "What is the distance from earth to the moon."The engineer thinks for a while then he gives him 5$,then he asks the programmer "What goes up a mountain with three legs then back down with two legs"The programmer opens his laptop googles.About an hour later he wakes the enginner up and gives him 100$ the enginner takes it and goes back to sleep.The programmer wakes him and asks him "Well what is the answer?"The engineer gives him 5$ and goes to sleep.
     
  2. Gurta

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    :bowl:
     
  3. Speaker

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    duh,hahahaha you have made me lough sana leo
     
  4. BONGOLALA

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    so engineers re clever compared 2 programmers?
     
  5. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Dats right.
     
  6. muwaha

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    aiseee habari za FOE (Faculty Of Engineering), Dr. Elias yupo?
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaaah!!
     
  8. Engineer2

    Engineer2 Senior Member

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    Engineer wa aina hii lazima awe anatokea Kilimanjaro/Moshi
     
  9. Da Womanizer

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    LoLz
     
  10. kmwemtsi

    kmwemtsi Senior Member

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    realy good guy
     
  11. senator

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    Duh huyu Dr ni moja vichwa vyenye kumbukumbu kubwa mana hata ukutane nae mtaani anakukumbuka tu!nakumbuka somo lake la Eng.drawing ndo lilikuwa lakutanisha wanaFoE mwaka wa kwnza
     
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