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Engineer and manager

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kamaka, Dec 14, 2010.

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    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:

    "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

    "You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

    "I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

    "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

    The man below says "You must be a manager."

    "I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."​
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    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    so mameneja hua hawajui kazi, zaidi sisi ma sabodnate ndo tunapga mzgo wote, right?
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    After some time of working like a manager, technologies changes, as a manager you remain with old practical skills of solving problem, but new one remains to you just shallow theories. But you will still need to make sure things are done properly by your engineers, thats where the scenario above happens.
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    We must know this

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nice stereotype images of Managers and Engineers
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    huyo si meneja