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Employee Vs Boss

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Employee: Sir, you called me?

    Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
    Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.

    Boss: Do it again.
    Employee: Done it again.

    Boss: Do it once more.
    Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir.

    Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaah acha uoga wewe...
     
  3. Jovegg

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    I have reserve sir.
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Haha haa!
     
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    Starn JF-Expert Member

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    thank u sir, i will take care off your daughter.
     
  6. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa sifanyi kabisa masterbation, nilimdanganya boss!!!!!! he he heeeeee
     
  7. Edmond

    Edmond JF-Expert Member

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    But sir, because I have done it alone once I get a girl the spam will be reproduced,hope your daughter will enjoy coz I will delay to piz SIR.
     
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    Van perfect Member

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    nitakla karanga,nazi na supu nya pweza,mbona atakoma
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    powa boss lakini napitia dukani kuchukua viagra
     
  10. Shine

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    Teh teh! bosi hajui haki za binadam huyo?
     
  11. Shine

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    you must loose your job immidiately
     
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    teh teh teh..! huyu bosi ni balaa sasa akiwa anampa jamaa mke apeleke nyumbani si ata m-castrate kabisa...!
     
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    Hahahah...nimecheka sana!!
     
  14. mtzedi

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    ndo nini?
     
  15. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa wewe mkono na kitu natural tofauti hata kama nimepiga mikono mitatu akinipa nimpeleke binti yake stamina zitakuja tuuuuu!
     
  16. obi's

    obi's Senior Member

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    Duh! Boss noma! Hivyo alijua amemmaliza hatakuw na nguv tena, ha haa haa
     
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    Bosi cku nyngn ufany hvyo!
     
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