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Embu nigongeeni Thanks kwa mara ya kwanza jamani wana JF

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rural Swagga, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    For a couple of years now many Africans have been
    blaming and lamenting a lot for a lack of sleep, just
    simply because of too much pressure from job, poor
    blood, but now I found out the real reason:
    We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:

    The population of Africa is 800 million:
    200 million are retired.
    That leaves 600 million.
    There are 200 million in school.

    Which leaves 400 million to do the work.
    Of this, there are 100 million employed by the
    government.
    Leaving 300 million to do the work.
    50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs.

    Which leaves 250 million to do the work.
    Take from the total the 150 million people unemployed.

    And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 50 Million people in
    hospitals.
    Leaving 50 Million to do the work.

    There are 20 Million people in prisons.
    Leaving 30 million to do the work.
    1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents,
    Ministers, Pastors,
    Voodoo or Juju Masters.
    Leaving 29 Million to do the work.

    Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa. In Europe,
    USA, Asia etc.
    That leaves just two people to do all the work.
    You and me
    ... and you're sitting on your ass, at your computer,
    reading this joke
    instead of working............
    play your role wisely!

    Cheers!
     
  2. Mpevu

    Mpevu JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu,
    Unahitaji 'senks' tu kwa hii thread yako?
     
  3. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hapana Mkuu ,unagonga senks na unamwaga comment vile vile
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    mie mbona niko kazini
     
  5. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    Pole na kazi mkuu
     
  6. Mpevu

    Mpevu JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nikugongee, umenifurahisha mkuu.
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kama kweli vile!
     
  8. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha..umenifurahisha sana mkuu na swali la papo kwa papo
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Nico kazini na nani tena yarabi?
     
  10. Sizinga

    Sizinga JF-Expert Member

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    niko nje ya nchi na wiki ijayo narudi afrika..sasa sijui nitakuwa kwenye kundi lipi??
     
  11. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    Asante sana kaka,wasalimu Tabora,Vp bado hamjaanza kurina Asali?
     
  12. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiangalia hali halisi ya sasa kuna kijiukweli hapa
     
  13. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    Bandugu hebu tukokotoe tuone huyu ndugu yetu atakuwa kwenye kundi lipi,,Ila kwa upande wangu labda uwe Fisadi tu
     
  14. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau kuwaweka mafisadi ambao kazi yao kuu ni kugonga mihuri na kusaini cheque walizojiandikia mabilioni na mikataba kandamizi kwa waafrika.
     
  15. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    Wapo kwenye hili kundi hapa [1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents,
    Ministers, Pastors,
    Voodoo or Juju Masters.]
     
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