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Email error

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

    They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

    So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
    However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address...

    ...and without realizing his error, sent the email..


    Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.
    The widow decided to check her emails expecting messages from relatives and friends.. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    Quote:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived
    Date: January 02 2012

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
    I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.


    P.S. It's bloody hot down here!
     
  2. ceekay

    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!
     
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    Brainiac Senior Member

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    Busted...!
     
  4. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    hata ckuelewi!:A S embarassed:
     
  5. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ali-faint aliposoma everythn z prepared 4ur 2morow journey.! Upendo wa mshumaa halafu msibani alijifanya analia ile mbaya eti ooh hw ama gonna live wthout u..
     
  6. unju bin unuki

    unju bin unuki Member

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    Huwezi elewa dogo,ngoja ukue.
     
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    kizazi kipya JF-Expert Member

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    St government kazi kweli...subiri kesho tutakuletea ya kiswahili
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa inatosha!
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, the widow must thought that her husband welcomed her to HELL. Safi mkuu
     
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