Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Elizabeth

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman replied, "My name is Elizabeth." The intruder said, "My mother was named Elizabeth. I can't kill you."

    He then turned to the husband and asked, "And what's your name?" "Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth!"
     
  2. Mwanamalundi

    Mwanamalundi JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Aug 30, 2007
    Messages: 2,842
    Likes Received: 210
    Trophy Points: 160
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  3. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    :A S 20::A S 20: Kifo klisikie tu kwa mwenzio!
     
  4. M

    MONTESQUIEU JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Nov 8, 2010
    Messages: 847
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 0
    Death can't be that bad, ever heard a corpse complain?
     
  5. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    Not yet, go ahead!
     
  6. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Aug 3, 2007
    Messages: 3,477
    Likes Received: 11
    Trophy Points: 135
    Ha ha ha naona jamaa alimuachia pia
     
  7. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Messages: 1,927
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 133
    hahahaha :clap2::clap2: duh kweli kifo noma..naona intruder alicheka na kuondoka tu!!
     
  8. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    Hah hah,naamini sura ya husband ilikuwa sambamba na matamushi yake!
     
  9. Rubi

    Rubi JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Oct 5, 2009
    Messages: 1,609
    Likes Received: 19
    Trophy Points: 135
    :bump2:
     
  10. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    :clap2::clap2::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  11. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jan 31, 2011
    Joined: Oct 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,224
    Likes Received: 33
    Trophy Points: 145
    dah! Ebwana wewee yan jamaa kaamua kujigeuza fasta duu! Kwel kifo co masihara ha,ha,ha,ha.ha,ha,haaa tena mbele ya mkewe ha,ha,ha,ha...!
     
  12. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Feb 1, 2011
    Joined: Sep 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,003
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    Sio mke tu hata mbele ya watoto angekuwa Eliza, hah hah!
     
  13. S

    Simeon Member

    #13
    Feb 1, 2011
    Joined: Nov 29, 2010
    Messages: 61
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    baada ya intruder kuondoka ndo palikuwa patamu....!
     
  14. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Feb 1, 2011
    Joined: Jan 6, 2011
    Messages: 4,564
    Likes Received: 15
    Trophy Points: 0
    :A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20: hii kali kifo bana
     
  15. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Feb 1, 2011
    Joined: Aug 18, 2009
    Messages: 36,151
    Likes Received: 14,521
    Trophy Points: 280
    Haa haaaa
    sijawahi cheka kama leo....
     
  16. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Feb 1, 2011
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Messages: 23,718
    Likes Received: 396
    Trophy Points: 180
    kweli?
     
  17. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Feb 2, 2011
    Joined: Aug 7, 2006
    Messages: 8,368
    Likes Received: 148
    Trophy Points: 160
    noma,kfo ucpime
     
  18. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Feb 2, 2011
    Joined: Aug 18, 2009
    Messages: 36,151
    Likes Received: 14,521
    Trophy Points: 280
    kabisa husna....
    Ukiona kidume kinajiita jina la kike si mchezo....kimezidiwa...
     
  19. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

    #19
    Feb 2, 2011
    Joined: Aug 31, 2009
    Messages: 37,673
    Likes Received: 2,839
    Trophy Points: 280
    Ahahahahaaah!!
     
  20. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

    #20
    Feb 2, 2011
    Joined: Oct 18, 2009
    Messages: 2,966
    Likes Received: 22
    Trophy Points: 135
    hah hah hah!!! ina maana jamaa ni mse'nge, duuu mkewe alikuwa anaishi nae vipi
     
Loading...