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Eheheeeee ahahaaaaa siipendi chit chat

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Smile, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    NJOONI TUCHEKE JAMANI,NAJISIKIA KUCHEKA NAOMBENI MNITEKENYE KIDOGO. MIMI NAANZA HIVI


    Kichaa alikuwa ufukweni mwa bahari akiwaza.. Jamaa akamuuliza "Unawaza nini?!"... Kichaa akajibu "natafakari hii bahari ingekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa kwa chapati ngapi
     
  2. Mtalingolo

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    Duuh haya bwana huyo jamaa kweli kawehuka...
     
  3. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    mbona ujanichekesha bwana?
     
  4. AK-47

    AK-47 JF-Expert Member

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    Eheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahaaaaaaaaaaa Smile nae
     
  5. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    siku ya kwanza naisoma hii msg kwenye simu yangu nilicheka kwa kupayukaa...
    ni nzuri...
    ila mm nataka nikutekenye...
     
  6. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    njoo njoo
     
  7. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    mbona hamnichekeshi bwana aaagghhhh
     
  8. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    unataka kutekenywa mrembo,
    akutekenye nani sasa,
    wengine wanafinya badala ya kutekenya.
     
  9. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    dah...kazi kweli kweli, huyo sio kichaa" ni teja,kitu cha arusha juu yake
     
  10. Smile

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    makunifinya simtaki .ila sipendi mikono laini
     
  11. S

    Saas JF-Expert Member

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    Padre mmoja akiwa kwenye gari alisimamishwa na Trafic Police,police akiwa anahitaji rushwa alianza kuuliza maswali mengi, mara mbona gari lako linatoa moshi mwingi? mbona gari lako matairi yameisha, hatimaye polisi akamuamuru padre waende nae kituoni.

    Njiani polisi alimuuliza padre, umesema wewe ni padre, je unabiblia ndani ya gari, padre akajibu ndio ninayo, polisi akamuambia padre, pack gari pembeni na unipe biblia.

    Padre akapaki gari na kumpa biblia yule polisi, Polisi akasita kupokea, akamwsambia Padre 'fungua na usome Matayo 5:25-26 "Mtu wa Mungu akasoma ": malizaneni na aliyekukamata kukupeleka mahakamani.. ..malizaneni upesi.. yamalize mambo haya mngali bado njiani kabla hajakukabidhi kwa hakimu... ambaye aweza kukuhukumu na kukukabidhi kwa bwana jela ili akutie gerezani.

    Amin nakwambia hautaachiwa hadi umetoa senti ya mwisho...


    Mtu wa Mungu akampa yaliyo yake kaizari. Polisi akatabasamu na kusema 'msifanye migumu mioyo yenu.. nenda na amani
     
  12. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    nataka usimamie kucha...
     
  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Ofisini huwa tunachelewa sana...manager akasema tuwahi kesho yake ili tukae kikao kabla ya kazi...asbh wote tulichelewa kufika ila manager alichelewa zaidi...so alikuta wote tushafika..ilipofika agenda ya kuchelewa..akasema "Siku hizi mnachelewa sana ila leo wote mmewahi" hahahaaa wacha watu wacheke...
     
  14. S

    Saas JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".
     
  15. BAGAH

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    kitu 7.5" njeeeee...
    hii nimeipenda...
     
  16. BAGAH

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    kwi kwi kwi..
     
  17. Smile

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    ahahaaa yooooooo
     
  18. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh hii mutu ninoma asee....
     
  19. Smile

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    kwi kwi kwi daah
     
  20. S

    Saas JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3
    Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3
    Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone
    Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi
    kwenye jiwe
    Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg
    Mkalimani: Ninatoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
    Mchungaji: I am a Preacher
    Mkalimani: Mimi ni Mchicha
    Mchungaji: You know, today is Sunday
    Mkalimani: Mnafahamu, leo ni siku ya Jua Kali
    Mchungaji: And I want to give you a story
    Mkalimani: Na ninataka kuwapa Mtori
    Mchungaji: Jesus is a Messiah x3
    Mkalimani: Yesu ni Mmasai x3
    Mchungaji: Jesus is about to come back
    Mkalimani: Yesu anakaribia kuja nyuma
    Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly
    Spirit x3
    Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3
    Mchungaji: Thank you and GOODBYE!
    Mkalimani: Asante na UNUNUZI MWEMA!
     
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