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Eeehh....Ndivyo Hivyo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Finest, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Kama haja kubwa ni LONG CALL na haja ndogo ni SHORT CALL, then,.. Kukaa juu ya choo ni MISSED CALL. Kulenga ndani ni RECEIVED CALL. Kuendesha ni NETWORK BUSY. Watu kupangana nje ya choo ni CALL WAITING. Kumaliza successfully ni CALL SUMMARY. Kuishiwa na tissue ni INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. Mtu kukugongea mlango ni PLIZ CALL ME. Umeenda haja ndogo na ukasikia haja kubwa inakuja hiyo ni CALL DIVERT. Umeenda chooni lakini hakuna kitu kinatoka hiyo ni VOICE MAIL...
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Basi kujamba ni SMS
     
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Lol, we Jamaa wewe..!
     
  4. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Na call barring ni nini?
     
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    heheheeee...mi nina ma missed call kibao..
     
  6. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Kama haujui kutumia choo cha kwenye ndege
     
  7. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Ukienda choo cha jirani hiyo ni CALL FORWADING
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
  9. libent

    libent JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwana. Nashut down
     
  10. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    kutawaza aka kuchamba
     
  11. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    vp kuhusu ''user busy''?
     
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    Mponjori JF-Expert Member

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    ni kubana haja ictoke mfano upo kwenye daladala
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    labda kwenye masaburi yako.
     
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