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Economics of Cows

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jafar, Oct 12, 2010.

  1. J

    Jafar JF-Expert Member

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    TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
    You retire on the income.

    KENYAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows. You eat Both of Them.
    You Blame the former President For Shortages.
    You Ask European Union To Give Another Two Cows To Eat.

    INDIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.

    PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
    You don't have any cows.
    You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
    You ask the US for financial aid,
    China for military aid,
    British for Warplanes,
    Italy for machines,
    Germany for technology,
    French for submarines,
    Switzerland for loans,
    Russia for drugs
    Japan for equipment.
    You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

    AMERICAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
    You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.

    You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

    FRENCH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.

    GERMAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

    BRITISH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    They are both mad cows.

    ITALIAN ECONOMICS

    You have two cows.
    You don't know where they are.
    You break for lunch.

    SWISS ECONOMICS
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
    You charge others for storing them.

    JAPANESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so that they are 1/10TH the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
    You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

    RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have five cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
    You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

    CHINESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers...


    For sure we must have a special Tanzania economics; and it goes like this:


    TANZANIA ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    They do not produce sufficient milk because you do not feed them, and you cannot milk properly.
    The budget allocated to feed them is re-located to general election. Those who selfily confisticate the little milk obtained are the badged national heroes.
    You ask the USA for help. USA instructs you to give the cows to US investors.
    The US investors start swimming in the milk they produce from your cows and give you a free mosquito-net worth one 1 lt of milk.
    You declare you have been very successfully and requests to be re-elected.
     
  2. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    damn!
     
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