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duuuuuu utata....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rog3rz, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    mama alitoka job, kuingia tu ndan
    mwanae mdogo kampokea na
    kumwambia mamy subr
    nikuammbie kitu, mama
    akamkatisha, akamwambia
    utaniambia baadae coz saa hz naenda kupika,
    akiwa anapika
    mtoto kaanza "mama leo...." mama
    akamkatisha tena, bas baadae
    wakiwa wamekaa wote dining
    wanakula yaan familia nzima mtoto akanzisha tena, "mama bas leo alikuja
    auntie
    Rose akamkuta
    dady...., mama akaitikia ahaaaaa,
    mtoto akaendelea baba akambeba
    akamkalisha pale akionesha mezani, mama enhe, (hapo baba chakula
    kishakuwa kichungu), mtoto
    akaendelea
    halafu akambeba tena
    akampeleka chumbani kwetu(mtoto
    alikuwa bado analala na wazaz), kisha akamvua nguo, ( hapo baba
    jasho linamtoka mwili mzima akijua
    kaumbuka)mama kwa hasira enhe
    ikawaje,
    mtoto akasema akamlaza
    kitandani, na yy akavua nguo halaf akamlalia wakaanza kucheza kama
    we unavyochezaga na uncle
    John......................haha haaa, unahc
    nini kilifuatia hapo
     
  2. i

    iluminata Member

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    chakula hakikulika tena! mtoto kazua,
     
  3. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima kieleweke..ila ngoma drooo..
     
  4. Ngangasyonga

    Ngangasyonga JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni kitimtim kiliendelea!!!
     
  5. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    bilabila.
     
  6. j

    j white New Member

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    du m nahc kla m2 atakuwa kmya akisubr nan aanzshe varangat na akianzsha mmja lzma mwenzie amwambie na wewe n hvyo hvyo
     
  7. danali

    danali JF-Expert Member

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    baba kwa sauti ya upole na kujiamini 'huyu mtoto ana vi2ko kweli akishashiba'
     
  8. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto Idd kazua balaa
     
  9. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    unafikiri nani atakula tena hapo labda mtoto 2...
     
  10. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    huku mama akijichekesha 2 kuua soo....
     
  11. Paloma

    Paloma JF-Expert Member

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    teh!!!
     
  12. Mama wawilii

    Mama wawilii Senior Member

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    Mwanzo kwa mama ulikuwa mzuri,kwa baba balaa,ila mwishoni duuuuuuuuuuu wote hoi
     
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    wa Berick New Member

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    hahahaha hatare hatare hapo..
     
  14. d

    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha mkuu hii comment yako imenichekesha kweli...
     
  15. Philipo Kidwanga

    Philipo Kidwanga Verified User

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    bendera chuma mlingoti chuma ngoma droo.
     
  16. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya kwenye ndoa hayo wakisha chokani,,,,hapo lazima pachimbike
     
  17. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya kupanga chumba na sebule ayo uku una watoto
     
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