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Duu poor priest

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by e2themiza, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    One early sunday the priest noticed dat one of his hen(cock) was missn so while on his sunday mass decided to ask abt it in he sed: does anyone huv a cock? n all da men stood up... den he sed: i meant has anybody seen a cock? n all da women stood up, den he sed: i meant has anybody seen my cock n all da non stood up...
     
  2. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    revise your english; then wait and post later when you have a computer. We don't have to suffer to understand a joke.
     
  3. MVAA GWANDA

    MVAA GWANDA Member

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    sometimes tunatakiwa kuacha kutumia lugha ya mtaani sana ili ujumbe ueleweke.
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu, slang bang zako zinawashinda watu kuelewa
     
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    good joke... in a murdered english..
     
  6. Wisdom

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    Mbona inaeleweka, lugha yake wala haina matatizo!
     
  7. Mhoja

    Mhoja JF-Expert Member

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    Asiyejua english shauri lake, ningekuwa na muda ningeiweka kwa kiswahili ili kwa wasiojua kiingereza waelewe. Poleni.
     
  8. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ingekuwa ngeni hapa ningepata shida kuielewa. Kwa bahati ipo hapa kitambo tena kwa kimatumbi safi kabisa!
     
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