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Duu mzungu katoa kali

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DavidHard, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. DavidHard

    DavidHard JF-Expert Member

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    Da mitaa flani bana mtoto alikuwa juu ya mti a mapera akitungua mara ghafla mama wa kiazungu akapita pale chini yake akainua kichwa akagundua kale katoto akajavaa chupi.mara akakaambia hey toto njoo shuka chukua hii elfu kumi kanunue chupi.da katoto kakashika hiyo hela kakakimbia kwa mama yake kakampa stor.du maza si akapagawa naye akamuwah yule mzungu kwa mbele akakwea mwembe mara mzungu akapita maza akmuita wewe zungu njoo chukue embe.alaf yule maza si akajiachi ili aonekane mara mzungu akamwita helo ma shuka chini pate zawad yako.maza akajua kangoa zali kama sio elf kumi ni elf ishirin.kufika tu mzungu akafungua walet yake akatoa sh .hamsin haya mama kanunue topaz ukanyoe manywele yako shenz hapana kaa chaf chaf hapa.
     
  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaa bahati ya mwenzio usiilalie mlango wazi
     
  3. mchemsho

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    Aisee.!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
  5. Washawasha

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    hahahahaha babk. Nalog off
     
  6. Mphamvu

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    o mama!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    ...nyembe za topaz bado zipo ivi?
     
  8. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Zitakuwepo kijijini. Si unajua mjini miembe ya kupanda hamna,ipo ya kisasa unavuna ikiwa na mwaka tu na mifupi kama kawawa!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    itakuwa walijumua nyingi.
     
  10. Going Concern

    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    napita tu,
     
  11. ikizu

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    nimeikuikubali hiyo ni kali
     
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