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Dunia yako chaguo lako...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Smarty, Mar 19, 2012.

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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu mbugani hotel.. Hii ndo menyu ya leo.. supu ya mamba 2500 ugali chui 3500 ndizi sokwe 4500 wali kiboko 5000 tembo choma 6000 wali simba 7000 supu ya fisi 3000 mishkaki nungunungu 2000 supu ngiri 3000 juice ya dodoki 500 nzi kuchoma 2500 chips swala 1500. Karibu sana,
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh,hii ni nomaa,
     
  3. Erickb52

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    Hahahaaaaa
     
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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ngiri lost 2000 snake bite 500 nayai ya bundi 600..
     
  5. toghocho

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    kwani supu ya mbu hamuuzi?
     
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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    supu ya mbu 1500.. Ila inabidi uje na net.
     
  7. Vodka

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    itasababisha malaria sugu
     
  8. Nish

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    I have just lost my appetite!
     
  9. DEVINE

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    Thanx for your service yakh
     
  10. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Supu ya minyoo haraka mno
     
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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    pole.. njoo nikuazime make mi ninazo mbili...or sory nilidhani plate.
     
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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    aina ipi wataka?.. Hook worm, askaris au tapeworm? Au taenia solium? Dunia yako chaguo lako..
     
  13. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Duh hotel ipo juu.misosi imeenda shule vp mkopo hamna mkuu
     
  14. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    waiter, kuna mteja kule anahitaji mishkaki ya vyura na sambusa mende, kasema umfungie. . .oda ya haraka.
     
  15. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    dah umesahau wali nyati na ugali faru my favourite
     
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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    shaka ondoa anapelekewa sasa hivi..vipi mende anataka wa kienyeji au wa kizungu?
     
  17. ZeMangi

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    Du!..naomba mniletee kaugali na mchicha wa bangi uliochanganywa na kakokein kdogo
     
  18. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    Supu ya konokono, haraka pls !
     
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