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Duh! Wanaume tumeshakuwa deal!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Engager, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Engager

    Engager JF-Expert Member

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    Imepungua kwa Albino sasa imehamia kwa wanaume!!

    "Uchawi mpya umeibuka nchini Zimbabwe ambapo mbegu za uzazi za wanaume zimekuwa dili kiasi cha kundi la wanawake kuwabaka wanaume na kisha kuiba mbegu zao za kiume. Habari za wanaume kubakwa zimetangazwa ktk miji ya Harare, Gweru na Mashonaland. Wanawake watatu wametiwa mbaroni katika mji wa Gweru kutokana na matukio ya kuwabaka wanaume waliyoyafanya hivi karibuni. Wanawake hao walikamatwa ktk gari lao ambalo wamekuwa wakilitumia kama chambo cha kuwavuta wanaume kwa kisingizio cha kuwapa lifti. Ndani ya gari kulikutwa kondom 33 ambazo zilikuwa na mbegu za kiume za wanaume tofautitofauti. Wanaume wanapo kubali kupewa lifti, hutekwa kwa bunduki na kupelekwa sehemu za mbali ambako hulazimishwa kufanya mapenzi na wanawake hao kwa kutumia kondom au wakati mwingine bila hata kinga huku wakiwa wameelekezewa bunduki. Baada ya hapo wanawake hao hukusanya mbegu za kiume na kisha kuwatupa wanaume hao pembeni ya barabara. Wanawake hao wamekuwa wakizikusanya mbegu hizo za kiume na kuzitumia ktk masuala ya kishirikina".

    Haya sasa! Sipati picha haya mambo yakiingia bongo nadhan hakutakuwa na haja ya mtutu...lol
     
  2. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    uje bongo tupambane.....
     
  4. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nipo tayri wanibake, hao wanawake iwapo ni wazuri,,raa iliyoje.
     
  5. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Kila siku yaja na mambo mchanganyiko
     
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    Maswalala Senior Member

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    duh hi nayo mpya ss kwel 2tapon
     
  8. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    Sasa kama hawajavaa kinga hiyo mbegu anazikusanyaje?
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    acha utoto, hata ukitaka kukusanya mbegu kwenye kikombe inawezekana. Sio lazima kinga.
     
  10. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    Ok, nimeacha utoto nimekuelewa. Kumbe wanatembea na Vikombe na mbengu zikabaki fresh kama ilivyo! Kwa jinsi ulivyo mzoefu gonjwa la zina haukosi wewe.
     
  11. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi natamani waanzishe na Tz, tumechoka kutongoza huku tunadenguliwa na kupigwa kalenda utadhani tuna kesi mahakamani. Hii ikianza kwetu, mambo ya mabinti kutufanya wanaume ATM yatakuwa yamekoma yenyewe.
     
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    Engager JF-Expert Member

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    ...lol
     
  14. Masikini_Jeuri

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    Ushawahi kulazimishwa kulamba sukari weye? inageuka chungu ajabu!
     
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