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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto aliomba dua mbele ya wageni na familia yake:
    "Ee Mungu nakushukuru kwa kunipa wazazi
    wakarimu; Nakushukuru kwa
    kuwaleta wageni hawa
    waliomaliza chakula changu;
    Nakuomba Mungu usiwalete tena
    wakati wa kula. Mbariki pia huyu kijana aliekuwa anacheza na
    Dada mieleka kitandani na kumlisha SAUSAGE iliyo ndani ya suruali yake; Wabariki pia wadada walio UCHI kwenye simu ya Baba ili wapate nguo; Mwisho kabisa wabariki wanaume wote wanaokuja kulala na Mama, Baba awapo safarini ili nao wawe na kwao; AMIIN AMIIN....!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    ame en
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    am out.
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa
    aaaah!
     
  5. papaa-H

    papaa-H Member

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    nimependa hapo kwenye sausage....... teh.... tehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    tehe teheeee!hao wageni wa mama bwana....!
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe teheeeh!!
     
  8. X-not

    X-not Member

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    Kha! Hiyo dua ya watu wazima!
     
  9. g.n.n

    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    baba muhuni na hao watu ambao hawaja vaa nguo
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Sausage.hah hah haaaaaa. Safi sana. Lakini ilipikwa hiyo. Au ililiwa mbichi
     
  11. Wacha1

    Wacha1 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah mie nimekuja mbio huku nikifikiri Dua amerudi kumbe hola!
     
  12. Criss

    Criss JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaa wageni wengine noumerrrrrrrr eeeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!
     
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