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Drunk driver

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    A traffic policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breath analyzer.

    ''I can't do that, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

    ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

    ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

    ''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm drunk.''
     
  2. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha,Imetulia
     
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    Hahaha!Kajilipua mwenyewe!
     
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    Alikuwa anasaidia mazingira kwa kuokoa maji na kunywa bia badala yake.
     
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    Saafi
     
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    Hardman JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha hako kamlevi kalianza vizuri ila mwisho kakaboa mpaka kakajichomma:heh::heh:
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe.........!mama mbavu zangu
     
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    Naona kitendo cha kusimamishwa pombe zilizidi kichwani
     
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    Mzukaz.
     
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    busted red handed
     
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