Drunk driver

[Novatus]

A traffic policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breath analyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''

 

[Rural Swagga]

hahahahahaha,Imetulia

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hahaha!Kajilipua mwenyewe!

 

[pmwasyoke]

Alikuwa anasaidia mazingira kwa kuokoa maji na kunywa bia badala yake.

 

[Elli]

Saafi

 

[Hardman]

ha ha ha ha hako kamlevi kalianza vizuri ila mwisho kakaboa mpaka kakajichomma:heh::heh:

 

[Kitabu]

Tehe tehe tehe.........!mama mbavu zangu

 

[Joseph]

Naona kitendo cha kusimamishwa pombe zilizidi kichwani

 

[DaveSave]

Mzukaz.

 

[Good Guy]

busted red handed