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Dreva na Polisi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Erickb52, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
    The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
  3. Jaguar

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    Maskini weeee!
     
  4. fazaa

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    Hahaha nice joke.
     
  5. Kombo

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    Kaaz kwel hapo!
     
  6. Bushbaby

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    Lazima watakuwa Wasomali!!
     
  7. chapaa

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    al shabaab
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Na waweza kuta walikuwa wanaenda Kenya teh
     
  9. Geraldo DaVinci

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    he he he trafiki kesha pata ulaji
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Even though copy & paste but nicely.
     
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    teh... limekula kwao mmh.
     
  12. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha!
     
  13. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Dreva??????
    Ningekuwa mimi ningesema dereva au driver sio dreva. Kwa hiyo naconclude kuwa mleta mada std VII.
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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