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Don't worry (it happens to every one)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Azikiwe, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. Azikiwe

    Azikiwe Senior Member

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    Jan 8, 2010
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    Don't get scared, it happens to everyone and it never kills !!


    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will swallow 1/2 litre of urine.

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    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

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    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

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    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

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    Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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    In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

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    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)

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    Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases
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    YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!
     
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