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Don't Send A Woman To The Hardware Store

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 23, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

    He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."

    Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

    She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

    The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

    From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
    Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
     
  2. Akami

    Akami Member

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    :lol:Lunde yelled. "MISS, do you wanna screw for the MISS TZ?"
    Miss paused for a moment and then shouted back, "YES,I WILL DO.''
     
  3. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake bwana wako very demanding, wakitaka kitu lazima wakipate kwa gharama yoyote.
     
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    Dick JF-Expert Member

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    Hizo ni tamaa zisizo na mpango wala mpangilio.
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Ant bayo hushangai katika post zako zote 40 hujapata hata thanks moja? you must be doing something wrong or pumba kwa saana TAFAKARI CHUKUA HATUA!
     
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    MANI Platinum Member

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    Lengo lao ni hawa wageni wanaojipendekeza wanapost tu
     
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    rakeyescarl JF-Expert Member

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    Naomba mumsamehe hana hata mwezi kundini-:violin:
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo huoni umemtukana mke wa Kiranja? Jaribu kujibu bila kushambulia.
     
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    kigwa New Member

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    Inategemea wakati na hali gani aliyonayo. Kama alivyosema mdau yuko sahihi.:cheer2:
     
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