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Don't pretend that you know...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngoshwe, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=garamond][FONT=garamond][FONT=verdana][B][COLOR=blue]A JOKE FROM Namibia[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]


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    [FONT=garamond][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I]There was a tourist and a native in Caprivi. They were sailing on the Zambezi river with the Caprivian tour guide.[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I]
    [I][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I]The tourist asked the Caprivian man, do you know psychology, geography, geology and criminology?[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]
    [I][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I]The black man said no to all the questions. The tourist said; what the hell do you know on this earth?[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]
    [I][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I]Then suddenly the boat started sinking then the Caprivian guy asked the tourist; do you know swimnology and escapology away from crocodology?[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]
    [I][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][I]The tourist said no I don't. Then the Caprivian guy said, ya today u will drink waterlogy and then you will dieology.[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]


    [I][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Don't pretend that you know everything,when in fact you don't know anything [/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]



    Source: [SIZE=3] [url=http://businesslaw24.blogspot.com/2011/04/cbu-1994-class-mitikellymyahoocom.html]Journal of business law: [cbu-1994-class] mitikellym@yahoo.com[/url][/SIZE]






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  2. n

    ng'wanamakamya Member

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    Imetulia mkuu.
     
  3. TANMO

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    Duh, huyo jamaa nadhani alikuwa mdogo kama punje ya mchele..
     
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    Matti Member

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    thanks.
     
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    madhara ya misifa isiyo na sababu
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo!!
     
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    Imetuliology...!!!!!!!! haha haha!!
     
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    yu kwel
     
  9. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    I believe jamaa alikua anajua mambo kibao - ila tu terminilogy zlikua kimbembelogy.
     
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    hii kweli ina mafunzology
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    very funniology
     
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    Imekaa vizuriology. Thanksology
     
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