Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Don't Mess With Kids

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

    #1
    Sep 20, 2008
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
    Messages: 11,651
    Likes Received: 75
    Trophy Points: 145
    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

    The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

    "Take only ONE . God is watching."

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

    A child had written a note,

    "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Sep 21, 2008
    Joined: Apr 12, 2008
    Messages: 8,762
    Likes Received: 62
    Trophy Points: 145
    logically the kid was right coz God is just one and as the matter of fact he couldn't be able to watch all the two things located at different locations at the same time. Im sure even the Nuns must have got the lesson.

    Thanks X-Paster for making my day.
     
  3. R

    Rodelite JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Sep 21, 2008
    Joined: Oct 28, 2007
    Messages: 317
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    This is great homour and a lesson too....lolol...Kids are very smart.
     
  4. Jaden

    Jaden Member

    #4
    Aug 10, 2009
    Joined: Jul 14, 2009
    Messages: 52
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    Sho!kids a very very smart!thank u for making my day!
     
  5. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Aug 11, 2009
    Joined: Apr 19, 2009
    Messages: 2,881
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 135
    duh! logic doesnt apply with God...
     
Loading...