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Dont Mess With a Fillipino Girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jan 17, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
    coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
    While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an
    unwanted conversation...


    American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

    Filipino: Of course!

    American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't. We, Americans only
    eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make
    these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines.

    American: Do you eat jam with bread?

    Filipino: Of course!

    American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) we don't.
    Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and
    leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines
    .

    Filipino: Do you have sex in America?

    American: Of course, we do!

    Filipino: What do you do with the condoms?

    American: We throw them, of course!

    Filipino: We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into containers,
    recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America.

    BEST REGARDS
     
  2. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana huyu mwanamke ni kiboko!
     
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    Lolz
     
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    hii kali kuliko zote
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Lizzy umepita kule JF doctor na kusoma ya Rev. ?
     
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    Patupu!
     
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    Imekaa sawa.
     
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    Aliitema hiyo naniniiiiih......
     
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    sio Kboko huyo ni Tembo kabisa
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe.....
     
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    Aisee alimkomesha haswaaa.
     
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    Thanks, ur made my day
     
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