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Dogo unaharibu diliii!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngongoseke, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Ngongoseke

    Ngongoseke JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikuwa anatafuta kazi kwa muda,mara akafika kwenye Zoo moja kuomba kazi,akapewa kazi akatakiwa awe Gorilla a.k.a baboon,basi akawekwa banda la juu,akavalishwa sanamu akawa kama sokwe la ukweli,basi siku 1 wakati watalii wamekuja kutembelea Zoo yeye kwa manjonjo akawa anaonyesha madoido anaruka ruka kama Gorilla wa ukweli,mara mbao ikakatika jamaa akadondokea kwa simba,ile kufika tu chini jamaa akapiga,Maaaamaaa nakufaaaaa,basi yule simba akamjibu,Dogo nomaaaa unaharibu dili weweeeee!!
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!umetsha mbaya!
     
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    Kumbe nae simba ni mtu alivaa mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
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    Ngongoseke JF-Expert Member

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    Yap jamaa hakujua kama ni mtu kama yeye
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh...kwel usanii
     
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    Hahahaaha!!Hii ni nouma....
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha!!!!
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ndo tunayoyataka tunacheka kama hivi.Nimeipenda na full kuenjoy.
     
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    na mimi nimecheka wewe, acha tu.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du kweli kwa ukosefu huu wa ajira watu watashikilia hizo nafasi za wanyama alimladi siku zisonge
     
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    Ngongoseke JF-Expert Member

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    Life inakaba ile mbaya watu wanabuni kila ajira!
     
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    Ngongoseke JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    mjini shule
     
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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa, uuuwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
    effffyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Mbavu zangu!!!!...
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Inaonekana hata chui na wengine wote ni wanyama-watu, zoo nzima ni ya kisanii
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha...nimecheka sana mpaka wa2 wanadhani nimechanganyikiwa
     
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    Hahahahaaaa unajua nilikuwa sijamuelewa jamaa teh teh kumbe angekuwa ni simba wa ukweli angemchakaza dogo...hahahahaaaa uko juu kijana
     
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    Konya JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni kali!!
     
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    Umeona eeeh
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hii yakawaida kabisa
     
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