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Dogo noma huyu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Papizo, Sep 17, 2011.

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    Papizo JF-Expert Member

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    At dinner a little boy offered to lead in prayer;

    Dear GOD, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, Thanks for visitors and their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream.Bless them so that they wont come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who was wrestling with my sister on her bed & his daughter for eating a sausage from my brother's pants. This winter please send clothes to all those poor nakes ladies in Daddy's cellphone & provide shelter for the homeless man who uses mum's room when dad is at wark AMEN
     
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    hahahahhahaahhah
     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    khee!! Ningezimia...
     
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    Duh, nimecheka sana....
     
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    Yani mpaka anamaliza kusali father bado ametulia,duuh huyo dogo noma!
     
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    Huyu dogo kweli ni noma!
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Ni mkaare!
     
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    nina uhakika dogo aliposema "Amen" hakumkuta hata mtu mmoja mezani...
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahah!!
     
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    Mtoto laana huyu,duuh so funny aisee
     
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    ahaa haaaa haaaa................
     
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    ...pressure! Sala nyingine hazifai kwe wenye pressure! Ila dogo c'o, alikuwa anauza ishu tu! Ime2lia
     
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    Kwani mother aliachwa na huyo 'homeless stranger' wake? Dogo kaua kotekote, tena afadhali ya dingi. Mweh!
     
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    duh!!
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh hayo maombi yake yamefika kwa mola moja kwa moja
     
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    uwiii mbavu zangu jamani, dogo balaa.
     
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    Ningekaziba mdomo fasta..
     
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    Papizo JF-Expert Member

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    Ina furahisha sana maana kila nikiisoma lazima nicheke sana
     
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    Papizo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha mkuu pressure ingepanda au sio???Kabisa haya mambo ya kuwaachia madogo waombe dua ni nouma aisee
     
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    Papizo JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo anafurahisha na naona kila mtu aliyekuwa pale alicheka
     
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