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Does Management really know their Staffs?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 14, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Does Management really know their Staffs?

    On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young
    boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing
    .

    He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
    How much do you earn?"

    The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less,
    "I earn $ 2,000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

    Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash then gave it to the young man and said:
    "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary', now GET OUT and don't come back".

    The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
    Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner:
    "And that applies for everybody in this company".

    He approached one of the onlookers and asked him,
    "Who's the young man that I just fired?"
    To which an amazing reply came of,
    "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"

    He surprises... and walk away!!
     
  2. MVAA GWANDA

    MVAA GWANDA Member

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    :doh: UUUUH, WHAT A DISASTER! MD KAPOTEZA TUDOLA TWAKE KWA MTU AMBAYE HATA SI MUAJIRIWA! NI KWELI MABOSI WENGI HAWAWAFAHAMU WAFANYAKAZI WAO!
     
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    You made my day
     
  4. X-PASTER

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    Karibu JF Mvaa Gwanda!
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!
     
  6. MVAA GWANDA

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    asante sana nimeshadumbukia na bonge la gwanda!
     
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