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Do you know what I am thinking

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

    She replies, 'No'.

    Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

    His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
    Just go to school.'

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

    She replies, 'No.'

    Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
    Eat your lunch and go back to school .'

    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

    His mom says, 'No.'

    He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

    His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

    He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for some lubricating lotion or cold cream and I think...

    I gave him Superglue.'
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Kwahiyo wataakuwa wamenatana...huh!................Moral of the story:.............Tujifunze kuwasikiliza wengine wanapoonyesha kuwa na hoja au dukuduku!
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Hmmmmm !! hapo kuna shughuli.... sijui next ilikuaje !!! rescuee na hivi wamefunga bila kula daku !!!!
     
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