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Do you know me?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Jan 27, 2012.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, elderly woman and grandmother to the stand.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs Peters, do u know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know u, Mr Brown. I've known u since u were a young boy, and frankly, u've been a big disappointment to ur parents and the town. U lie, u cheat on ur wife, and u manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. U think you're a big shot when u haven't the brains to realize u never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Peters, do u know the defence lawyer?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr Kent since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
    Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was ur wife. Yes, I know him."

    The defence lawyer almost died.

    The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very low voice, said, "If either of u ****** asks her if she knows me, I'll send u to the electric chair!
     
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    angiebabie New Member

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    hahahahaha! i like this....very interesting
     
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    Bad meets evil New Member

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    Thats means the judge was the mst disgracing and the mst punter idiotic brat!hahaha!
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
    Angalau huyu amekopi na kupaste za miaka ya 2007 humu jamvini!!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha mkuu
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Repeated.
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Kabibi noma ako!
     
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