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Do Not Underestimate Inteligency

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, May 20, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove, 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.

    The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

    The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.

    At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

    An hour later... The man calls his wife at home and asked her...

    "Joan...! is the cat there!?"

    Wife: "Yes, why do you ask!?" answered the wife.

    Frustrated the man said, "Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!


    Moral:
    "How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their assistance.

    So never worry how many people dislike you... One day they'll ask for your assistance."
     
  2. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you X-Paster that was excellent..LOL!
     
  3. lol.
    funny
     
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    Jafar JF-Expert Member

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    Yaah, you have made my day
     
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha mtu mzima kachemsha hapo!!
     
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Its so really!

    Mungu ameumba! Nakumbuka zamani kidogo huko kijijini iliwahi kutokea tumeuza bata wawili kwa mtu wa kijiji cha pili kutoka kwetu. Ingawa ni mbali, lakini baada ya siku kama mbili, wale bata wote wawili wakarudi nyumbani. We were so suprised! Unaweza kudhani ni uchawi!!! Nadhani mungu amewaumba na natural compass baadhi ya wanyama.
     
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    How come? I thought Guests could not post in this forum!​
     
  8. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Very strange!

    This is JF!
     
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    Bibi Kizee JF-Expert Member

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    hahaahaaa!! Asante X-paster

    its funny lakini pia ni somo kubwa kwa wenye mazingatio!!
     
  10. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

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    i like the moral behind it!...very nice....hehehe
     
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