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Dirty words

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back... "

    "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer. "

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face ?"

    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"

    She opened the oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

    "But sweet honey... At the bar... You know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that ..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie pie?... LISTEN UP, ****HEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERF**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING NYWHERE! GOT IT, A**HOLE?" ....
     
  2. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima ubaki nyumbani.
     
  3. PhD

    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    kimya kitafuta halafu unamwambia nilikuwa nakutania tu mama nipe hiyo heinken baridi , glass kubwa na pork kwenye sahani.
     
  4. paradox

    paradox Senior Member

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    This joke gave me my afternoon laugh, kudos for that tw. . .=)
     
  5. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    that wife is very interligent. haha ha ha:pound::pound::argue:
     
  6. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    he asked for them na amepata more than his ears could take..hehehe lmao!
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Aseme tu kwamba he misses the "bar environment". Na bibie akiendelea hivi, ndoa hii itakua na kasheshe zisizoisha.
     
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